John Laws and Kyle Sandilands tie the knot

The POWER INDEX hits town

One of the most powerful men in the antipodes, John Laws, zillionaire, gets up close and personal with his young protege, Kyle Sandilands, in the radio mouthpiece stakes.
John has been dating Kyle - self-confessed one-night-stander and he who has invented a new mouth-in-foot artform. Kyle has be

One plus One Equals Two
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In February alone, Laws interviewed KS twice - each at extraordinay length. The first was a joint broadcast with breakfast partners Kyle and Jackie-O of 2-DAY-FM from their studio. The second was when bearded bOY wONDER came accross to 2SM studios a couple of days later. (Why did Jackie-O stay away?)

The two pampered fatties also had a lunch appointment. What deals were they hatching?The rendez-vous was at Sienna Marina in Woolloomooloo. Apparently John Laws ate steak - "black on the outside, medium/rare on the inside. A champion of Vegans he is not !!

Considering Mr Golden Tonsils had an ambulance called at a recent visit to his favourite restaurant Otto, Lawsie should realise his mortal fallibility.

2SM was originally owned by the Catholic Church while 2DAY-FM was owned 30% each by Laws, Mike Willesee and Village Roadshow and 10% by Graham Kennedy. The station is now owned by Southern Cross Media Group. GK was said to have died from AIDS.

Interestingly, 2Day-FM is altering its name for a weekend Pride event to cash in on the PINK DOLLAR.  Don't worry about AIDS.

Wikipedia     2SM       2DAY-FM

TIM  MATHIESON:  Who's a cheeky WWII leader then ??

  
 Aussie  Prime  Minister  JULIA GILLARD's  de facto boy/hubby  is  newsworthy  again.

 This  time,  he  cannot  get  enough  of  Asian  immigration !!

    (As if Australia isn't having enough catastrophic floods!!)

Speaking at a reception for the West Indies cricket team, the most famous hairdresser in the land said,

We can get a blood test for it but the digital examination is the only true way to get a correct reading on your prostate so make sure you go and do that, and perhaps look for a small Asian female doctor is probably the best way

 Boy Wonder TIM MATHIESON mightn't want to return to

 the days of the old

 TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A WHITE.

But powerful ALP Senator Penny Wong is a well-known

 mummy lezo paired with attractive white girl Sophie Allouache

Penny White and friend:  I kissed a girl

 

Tim M doesn't exactly want to recreate White Australia

 immigrant dictation tests in tongues such as Latin or Irish Gaelic.

 Too late for that

 But he definitely does approve of importing little Asian fairies to stimulate men with digital (finger) procedures.   Tee hee, more girlie 'doctors' on way !!!

 Tim believes this will prompt men into having their prostate glands palpated regularly

 if Gina Reinhart, wealthiest woman in the known world,
 is allowed to make government policy by importing 2000 miners from China ...

                          if Julia can import 2500 American marines to northern Australia, well ... why not ??

                                                                  BRING IT ON !!!

 
TIM Mathieson owes us all an apology. He should apologise for apologising for his remarks about prostate cancer this week.
 Timmy is men's health ambassador for the ALP Government his redhead girlfriend leads